…In hopes that Santa Claus soon would be there. Can Santa get head lice in his beard? NO. Can Santa get head lice in his red hat or suit? NO. Can Santa have head lice in his sleigh or on his reindeer? NO & NO. There just are very few places where head lice can live. In fact there is only one place. ON SANTA’S SCALP! That’s correct. Everything in the life cycle of head lice takes place within 1 inch of the human scalp. Otherwise, it is just too darned cold everywhere else! (Especially at the North Pole!) Happy Holidays Everyone from NitWits!